199 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Bad Joke"

Laughter. Two females voices. Mono. The record made when i tried to record ladder sound http://www. Freesound. Org/people/zabuhailo/sounds/143255/ at second time and neighbors break it.

Rimshot sound.

I was just recording whatever came to mind.

The sounds from an old elevator. First going up, the door opening, and it returning back down before the door opens again. This elevator is fairly old (from the 1960s) and is fairly dilapidated. Scary to ride, especially after you hear the sounds it makes.

A line that has sort of become iconic on my channel from a video i did as an old lady. ;). Use for whatever you want!.

Some kinda weird industrial melody that i recorded but didn't use. . . Made in fl studio 11, recorded with edison in fl studio 11 and legal to use for any song whatsoever.

Rain hitting the window sill, hear a passing car.

A noise i learned how to make with the back of my throat. I don't have a good microphone, but maybe someone can make some use of this!.

In that one we have someone who is going crazy in his head. That sound has been composed by using my table as drums. We got bass amplification, high we go slowly and gear we got fast sometimes. Closing fade and opening fade.

This is an "error" sound i made for one of my games. It is actually me using nothing but my mouth and lips to sound it out. I had a hard time finding anything like this online, so i made it myself. And how it's available here for someone else, hehe.

Dumb tune made w/ operator in ableton. It reminded me of mario so that's why i named it pizza.

I'd already been through an incident that i chose not to share. This would have been setting myself up for another. Wish i'd stuck to it.

Failed attempt at creating a sawtooth wave in the fourier domain using only c code.

Somebody's badly coughing / good sound quality.

Classic comedy rim shot, made in garageband.

This happened. Was uploaded. Its not good. But a time stamp.

Some terrible distorted 808 i made in lmms using kicker.

Some terrible distorted 808 i made in lmms using kicker.

This is my raw performance from the following video:https://youtu. Be/xibv8zowbhu.

Made a recording of hitting with a piece of wood on a metal chute on a playground in the woods. Afterwards send it through the daw. Like the sound. Recorded with a featurephone from nokia. Let me know if you like it and/or use it if you want to.

Very amateur guitar play of a tune of my own doing, up and down fret board mainly on one string. From an old cassette (memorex 120) recorded in 1984 when i was 15. This was an experimental recording session, using two tape recording machines. This is take - 1 or track - 1 of 3, with the end result making a 3 track recording. .

A short "failure"-fanfare i made for my game. Created using a trumpet instrument in fl studio.

Piano sound fading away.

I heard the sound out breaking bad where the one of the charters was dazed and this sound plays. I tried to redo it but its not quite there.

I was driving during a storm and my radio started going weird on me, i took out my phone and recorded it. Sounds trippy with a lot of echo and a phaser.

Here is my sarcastic fart sound, made with my mouth not the other end, i promise! lol. Hopefully someone can put it to use!.

This is an original copy, paste, and mix, by myself, which i make available to all via freesound. Org under a creative common 0 (zero) license, i. E. I am putting it into the public domain. You do not have to ask me for permission or credit, attribute, or reimburse me. I hope the sound effect, or parts of it, can be of some use to someone somewhere. Good luck with your projects!kent. Ps. Please comment and rate. .

Many takes on phrase, "oh, crap" mp3 edited on audacity and run through enhance speech adobe.

Voiceover of a man saying "bad nut". Used for a production of willy wonka junior.

Irish heart is a sample of me speaking "the irish heave a heart, oh we have many harps in ireland, no i said the irish have a heart, i know lad, it's like a harp. ".

Lol i record my voice while playing video games now so that i can save certain things i say, you know, for real reactions to use for cartoons and stuff. A lot of my voice clips are from playing games with jumpscares, and that's where my screams and ooooooohs come from. I used to scream all the time when playing jumpscare games, but now it's turned into some weird growl thing or somethin, i dunno. So yeah, lots of clips. There are tons of clips that i'm not uploading though. They are exclusively mine!. And for those using my sounds, i am so thrilled xd.

Lol i record my voice while playing video games now so that i can save certain things i say, you know, for real reactions to use for cartoons and stuff. A lot of my voice clips are from playing games with jumpscares, and that's where my screams and ooooooohs come from. I used to scream all the time when playing jumpscare games, but now it's turned into some weird growl thing or somethin, i dunno. So yeah, lots of clips. There are tons of clips that i'm not uploading though. They are exclusively mine!. And for those using my sounds, i am so thrilled xd.

Some rain outside my house i recorded.

I just made a quick little "breaking bad" inspired transition. Nothing fancy.

A thunder boom, loud and pure, with a long tailing series of rumbles which flange slightly.

This sound can be combined with other soundsvisit my youtube channel https://bit. Ly/3dtslud.

I recorded this with my android phone & a voice app, although this is not a voice. Truthfully.

A sound taken out of context. Original sound is that of a bottle exploding whilst being picked up.

Tons of reverb and delay, low gain. Just some chords being strummed and then the wrong chord appears.

Low gain type of rolling riff where the riff just goes places unknown. Probably better chopped up into smaller sections.

Strumming an out-of-tune ukulele.

Strumming an out-of-tune ukulele.

Strumming an out-of-tune ukulele.

Strumming an out-of-tune ukulele.

Strumming an out-of-tune ukulele.

Strumming an out-of-tune ukulele.

A second capture of pure thunder in a single, loud crack with a rumble after.

Pure recording of a loud clap of thunder and the subsequent rumble. The initial crack is so loud and close that the recording volume is very low and catches almost no background sounds.

Appropriate for games as a fail sound at the end of a level, or use in any other type of fail.

Interesting (but painful) sounds made with a zoom h2 (front mics, low gain) connected to a laptop via usb. The signal was piped to old creative sbs250 spekers with 16ms of latency (i'm using jack audio connection kit and linux). That's how my feedback loop came into existance. I turned up the volume and started to move the mics around, geting a lot of different sounds ranginf from simple tones to strange lfoish sounds. The sound touches 0db one times, but is rather undistorted (at least digitally). Recorded with audacity @ 48khz/16-bit and saved as flac.